October 2011
1 post
My girlfriend is the best girl in the WHOLE world.
December 2010
3 posts
June 2010
1 post
January 2010
2 posts
Nicky
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/01/12/microsoft.2016.bug/index.html
November 2009
1 post
406. No one wants to watch you watch Dexter.
especially when I’m practicing guitar.
October 2009
1 post
Today at work, while at the customer service desk, I mistook a small child in a red raincoat for a vacuum cleaner. MLIA.
September 2009
4 posts
Here's to hoping that wearing Mark Jenne's boxers...
doppelgangerinpart:
At my current rate it wont be. And how exactly did you come to claim a pair of my underwear?
don’t ask questions
Here's to hoping that wearing Mark Jenne's boxers...
August 2009
3 posts
My parents recently got a pond installed in their backyard. Today, they bought three goldfish for said pond. Fish’s names? Jill, Mallory and Jared. FML.
A black lady I work with said the n-word to me the other day. I got nervous and didn’t know what to do, so I just apologized.
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
5 posts
Sean Connery is a badass
averagehero:
even when he is playing an author
did you borrow something of mine?
Watchcaseydonahue:
could be my new favorite hardly working
“I could see the road ahead of me. I was poor and I was going to stay poor. But I...”
– Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye, 1982
May 2009
7 posts
Blasting Eminem’s “Drips” from my truck while cruising down 5th and Park was the closest I’ve ever felt to a religious experience.
blue fox trot at newtropia.
blue fox walking out of a closet.
listening to that water dripping out of a faucet.
oh yo, i don’t know. just chilling at the movies,
watching lots of movies…
(awkward exit)
~fin.
floodwaters:
I hate that I just wasted dashboard space on that.
Sorry for wasting your space (and I can only assume your time as well) with a post not directed to you in any way. I guess I had the misguided assumption that our friendship was of more value to you than dashboard space. I’ll try and keep that in mind next time I think about posting something. P.S. - The original reblog of...
zombie outbreaks? →
averagehero:
tonyhead:
floodwaters:
(via averagehero)
“The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.”
this is really terrifying.
look at the url, guys.
gotcha.
But seriously, what about Cambodia in 2005?
zombies
I always...
April 2009
8 posts
I just had a dream.
sassysparky:
in which a female Hitler was passing out joints rolled like thick cigarettes and making them smoke them. The pot didn’t look like pot, but like ash. It was black and white and reminded me of a film I would watch in a history class.
I have no idea why I had this dream.
Very interesting.
I too had a dream (so did MLK). In my dream, I was with my grandpa and he showed me a...
Riveting talks from remarkable people. Free to... →
(via averagehero)
I’ve seen some TED videos in the past, I remember watching “John Francis walks the Earth”
Thanks for posting, I’m going to watch more when I have the time
michaelikesit:
trappedintime:
My Morning Jacket...
if your (biologically) half-niece had a kid, what...
(via shlewkin)
Sole provider and primary care taker. I would save that work study money because babies are expensive. Sit the baby in a sunny spot of your house and water it everyday. Love it with all you’ve got.
Btw, does she know who the father is? What are her/your father’s plans?
“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday...”
– John Lennon (Imagine)
“Preach the Gospel at all times; when absolutely necessary, use words”
– St. Francis of Assisi
March 2009
7 posts
Today
averagehero:
I made a list of things to do. Each individual objective has an alloted number of points that I am “awarding” myself after it is finished. More time consuming things are worth more points and the less difficult things are worth less. Anyways, my objective today is to get all 1000 points that I have created, meaning I will be very busy. So far I have 35.
If this idea sounds...
Petrik 239's legacy
Half of the employees at Meijer store 160 now know what munging is. I think this is a good time to put in my two weeks.
Has anybody seen my hands?
resscycled:
earlier today. they were connected to your wrists.
(via floodwaters)
I have them. Have you seen my ass can?
don need mo tittles
i hate tumblur yall
the cockroach truly is the pinnacle of evolution, if god has created himself in his own image, i submit to you that god is a cock roach.
i wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends →
(via diamondsontheinside)
“That’s how it goes sometimes..You lose everything, and everything falls...”
– Dwight Schrute
February 2009
19 posts
State of the Union
Obama’s favorite word is “prosperity”, a drastic change from our former president’s favorite word….a nervous chuckle.
I think Rahm Emmanuel is going to be my favorite member of the staff….he’s fiesty.
The Untrue Story of Terry Meiners →
floodwaters:
jmluck:
I found this through a link on facebook.
my brother is in this movie. I’ve wanted a copy for some time. It was in a Bellarmine film contest several years ago.
I know, that’s why I posted it.
The Untrue Story of Terry Meiners →
I found this through a link on facebook.
New guy at work
Him: So have you been working here for a minute?
Me: Longer, actually. I've been here since September.
Him: That's straight. I'm thinking about getting a new system for my car.
Me: ::stare::
Him: ya feel?
Me: Yeah, nothing beats loud music.
Him: Well, I listen to a lot of rap, so I like to bump.
I look forward to future encounters