406. No one wants to watch you watch Dexter.
especially when I’m practicing guitar.
Today at work, while at the customer service desk, I mistook a small child in a red raincoat for a vacuum cleaner. MLIA.
Here's to hoping that wearing Mark Jenne's boxers is sufficient preparation for my test
At my current rate it wont be. And how exactly did you come to claim a pair of my underwear?
don’t ask questions
Here's to hoping that wearing Mark Jenne's boxers is sufficient preparation for my test
(via michaelikesit)
My parents recently got a pond installed in their backyard. Today, they bought three goldfish for said pond. Fish’s names? Jill, Mallory and Jared. FML.
A black lady I work with said the n-word to me the other day. I got nervous and didn’t know what to do, so I just apologized.
(via amga)
there’s my blanket
Sean Connery is a badass
even when he is playing an authordid you borrow something of mine?
could be my new favorite hardly working
“ I could see the road ahead of me. I was poor and I was going to stay poor. But I didn’t particularly want money. I didn’t know what I wanted. Yes, I did. I wanted someplace to hide out, someplace where one didn’t have to do anything. The thought of being something didn’t only appall me, it sickened me … To do things, to be part of family picnics, Christmas, the 4th of July, Labor Day, Mother’s Day … was a man born just to endure those things and then die? I would rather be a dishwasher, return alone to a tiny room and drink myself to sleep. ”
Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye, 1982
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