My girlfriend is the best girl in the WHOLE world.

bael:

Portrait of American Man

bael:

Portrait of American Man

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michaelikesit:

topherchris:

Erasure — Always

 love this song.

amazing

don’t judge me, Alex.

Nicky

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/01/12/microsoft.2016.bug/index.html

406. No one wants to watch you watch Dexter.

especially when I’m practicing guitar.

Today at work, while at the customer service desk, I mistook a small child in a red raincoat for a vacuum cleaner. MLIA.

Here’s to hoping that wearing Mark Jenne’s boxers is sufficient preparation for my test

doppelgangerinpart:

At my current rate it wont be. And how exactly did you come to claim a pair of my underwear?

don’t ask questions

Here’s to hoping that wearing Mark Jenne’s boxers is sufficient preparation for my test

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This is alex using jared’s tumblr for recreational purposes.

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This is alex using jared’s tumblr for recreational purposes.

My parents recently got a pond installed in their backyard. Today, they bought three goldfish for said pond. Fish’s names? Jill, Mallory and Jared. FML.

A black lady I work with said the n-word to me the other day. I got nervous and didn’t know what to do, so I just apologized.